Life continues past the months of June, July, and August and so must the counselors of Day Camp.

12.27.2005

Is it TRUE?!

I really should've been doing one of twenty dozen other things right now instead of making sure MySpace still sucks, but I just clicked on Frodo's link and MySpace gave me the following message, a message that sent joyous flutters throughout my stomach and a paroxysm of pleasure throughout my pancreas:

This user has either cancelled their membership, or their account has been deleted. [sic]

Is it true? Is it TRUE?! Has Frodo been saved? Have the benevolent forces of good grammar and web page usability won a convert back to their fold? Say it's so, Frodo. Say it's so. Angels in heaven are rejoicing as I type.

Gator

P.S.

  1. People whose MySpaces are partially unreadable: DeeDee, Snaps
  2. People whose MySpaces aren't even a little bit readable: Montana
  3. People who think they should be allowed to hijack my computer's speaker, drowning out my soundtrack to In The Mix with whatever no-bit-rate song they think sounds "kewl": Hula, Montana, Jayber
  4. People who do [3] one worse by forcing video on me: Spidey
  5. Person with the most friends: Snaps, 307, with about three times as many as her nearest competitor
  6. Person who really oughtta get a life: Me. (Bet you thought I was gonna say Snaps, huh? Nope. I'd hate to tangle with her and her 307 internet superfriends.)

10 Comments:

Blogger Chilly said...

thank you gator. thank you.

1:11 PM

 
Blogger Gator said...

Two posts in three days. What'd you guys get me for Christmas?

1:16 PM

 
Blogger alexandra said...

what is this???

seriously, gator, the bitterness i feel in my heart right now is not really meshing with my "Christmas spirit"... something i would've thought you might've picked up somewhere around the lap of santa.

jerk. (you're just jealous cuz i'm more popular.)

P.S. gator has a myspace account.
i saw it when i was at his house. its under his gmail email name. look him up.

1:29 PM

 
Blogger Fisher-man said...

Ooooooohhhhhh - - - - Did she just out you? I mean, can you even go on MySpace if you don't have an account? Sounds like G8R might have a little MySpace page of his own.

By the way: This post is hilarious.

11:50 PM

 
Blogger Matt said...

Gator, I laughed at first that you called out all the myspacers, but then I realized you're like that kid who sits next to the football field hoping that one of the other kids won't show up so you can play.


eff it, good post.

1:32 AM

 
Blogger Christopher said...

Don't hate sucka

9:31 AM

 
Blogger Michael K. said...

Glad you pointed out the fact that you're the big loser here. Just so you know, though, self-deprecation does not save you on this one. Realization that one is, in fact, a loser does not change the loser-quotient for one's self. Sorry buddy.

10:41 AM

 
Blogger Gator said...

Seems Jav has finally, after many long nights in the lab, turned the English language into his own Doomsday device, completely obliterating meaning with all his fifty-cent words. *sigh* I am not going to enjoy this blog when that boy gets his Ph.D.

10:51 AM

 
Blogger Christopher said...

Reading Jav's words makes my head hurt.

1:40 PM

 
Blogger Frodo said...

Yes, it is true. God reached down into the myspace mire, and rescued me. In fact, I have been so out of the internet loop, that I haven't been able on blogger, hence how long it took me to confirm that I am OFF!

12:53 PM

 

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