Introducing Hula's Boyfriend

Hey guys, just a Day Camp news bulletin here to let you know that Hula's got a boyfriend, a fact which I had to find out through her Flickr stream. So since Hula doesn't care enough about us to give even a basic bio of her latest boy-toy (what is this, like the seventh one since January, Hula?) I thought I'd give it to you myself.

His name is Nate. He's 29 years old and a toll booth attendant. Sometime last March, Hula was crossing the Hancock Bridge outside Santa Barbara with a trunk full of toys for syphillis survivors. She was short for toll change but Nate happily accepted her phone number as compensation.

He called her fresh off his 2AM shift that night and asked her out right then. Hula was wary but sensed hefty future savings on bridge toll so she accepted his offer of a zoo date. The next week they dined out at The Tiki Taco Stand at the Santa Barbara Zoo and stayed up until closing throwing poo back at the monkeys.

It was magic and has been ever since.

[Hey, Hula-girl, I may have misreported some dates, locations, and basic facts. If that's the case, feel free to correct me in the comments.]