I'm a God!
I just played Halo with a bunch of Freshmen downstairs. With a winning streak as long as Fish's...errr....self esteem, I soon had the freshmen's loyalty and respect. I feel as if I have my minions downstairs to do my bidding. I LOVE this place!
~Spidey
ps. Me and my roomies are throwing a party tommorow. To show my love, if you want to come by here's the offical invite. (I'm just hooking upmy dc peeps )
pps. I'll post pictures
ppps. Yes Rudy, their is a(re) girl(s) that I am trying to hook up with.
posted by Dr. Love at 11:55 PM
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"Today's lesson, boys and girls, is on hypocrisy. Write that down, please. H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-S-Y."
This post just serves to confirm my longstanding suspicion that all of Spidey's blustering last summer about how a) boring Halo is, b) it got overplayed, c) we should spend more time with the girls, guys, was all because he couldn't last 20 seconds in Blood Gulch with the rest of DCM. Oh, Spidey. I am glad you found some inferiors to pick on. I've got a shallow grave waiting if you ever decide to come up to Elk Grove and pick a fight with the best.
2:06 PM
holla at yo boyz
3:26 PM
and by the way....fish's what????
3:27 PM
I won't try to make this a lengthy justification, so I'll use the bullet system
>Halo IS boring, (When played all the time)
>It did get "overplayed" (see above)
>And I can count on 1.5 hands how many times I lasted more than 20 seconds.
>And Fish....I'll tell you when your older.
~Spidey
ps. I'll never forget my roots and my sensei's, Thanks Gator.
6:17 PM
boys, boys, i don't mean to put a damper on your lesson with halo (aka "the HO"), but it is time for spidey's lesson on proper grammar: you don't need to put an apostraphe on senseis. none of this "sensei's." okay, i am done with today's lesson.
p.s. i am older than fish, do i get to know "fish's what?"
12:15 AM
I tell you when I see you tomarrow.
As for my spelling, I've given up.
~Spidey
8:43 AM
Rudy's older than everybody.
9:13 AM
that's right i am! i am even older than your mom gator! wait- that didn't make sense, i don't want to be older than your mom.....i am going to make my exit at that...but i am not going to cry...
just going to tell myself how good i look for being really old.
10:07 AM
If I continued to concern myself w/ Spidey's grammar, I would become that which I hate: a stodgy English major more concerned with the words than the meaning behind them - constantly alienating myself from others by correcting their spelling, grammar, syntax, &c.
Oh dear God: I've become that which I hate.
10:26 AM
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