Feeling pretty effed up ...

So after five hours in Urgent Care yesterday, which included 20 minutes for an EKG, 40 minutes for a CT scan, and four hours to read an Entertainment Weekly cover to cover and back again, here's what I've got figured:

See in the heart there's the right atrium and the left ventricle and in my case, man, they hate each other. I'm pretty sure it's a racial thing, red against white blood cells, but it may be related to a prize-winning Jersey cow the right stole from the left like fifty years ago. Used to be they only staged a turf war once in a while but lately they've been at it pretty much 24/7, from when I wake up to when I go to sleep.

Heartburn has been the ongoing diagnosis but I'm skeptical. I was in a lot of pain third period and felt weak while writing on the board. It's a little unnerving and I wanted you, my friends, to know and to ask for your prayer if you think about it. Thanks.

Gator

(stalwart)