The worst thing about coming to camp late: I don't get to help put the stage together. I am seriously SOOO SAD - - - - are you sure you don't all want to wait a week for me and I can help bring those little pieces of wood up from the basement?
HA!!! - - - You made me laugh out loud while I am writing a paper on Aristotle. If that's not a testament to your humor I don't know what is. (Note to self: Add Scout and G8R to '_hit list')
You know what Tuesday? I sick of you always dangling your "I do my homework all the time, and you guys smell like... something other than the library cause...you..never go there"! "And I rule because I bowl awesome games with Glen" (or what ever his name is [not important]). Waving that in front of our faces. How much edification do you get from that? Huh? Is it a lot? You make a noble procrastinator such as myself sick!
It'll be ok Fish. She wont hurt you with her nasty words anymore. shhhh...its o.k.
p.s. Mike, it's the highlight of your summer, I'm sure. (A highlight that weighs easily 300+lbs.)
Mmmmm...300 lb highlight....(at this point our young author falls out of his chair, absolutely disgusted by the images that have popped into his head: pre-diet Oprah in a bikini, jabba the hut pre-strange looking singing/dancing woman...in a bikini, and worst of all a manifold fish/gator sandwich. I'll stay away from 300 lb. highlights, thank you very much.)
This is distressing...this is the third post I've tried to write and I still can't think of anything funny. I would say I'm losing my game - - but that would imply that I'm funny at other times. So I will just say what is at the forefront of my mind:
Boyz rule and girlz drule. DCM Fo' Life. (In your face Bruin... I hope you come this summer so we can have the opportunity to "accidently" stab you with knives. And Tuesday: I don't really)
Man! I thought it was much funnier when you were calling Fish a girl. I had this complex thing layed out wherein throughout the summer I'd refer to Fish as the "school marm" or "ma'am" or "our lady in waiting." It would've been so fantastic, and eventually (possibly) it would have come to blows between Fish and my emasculating self (ok, probably.) And then you went and ruined it, Spidey. (Which, I guess, is OK, seeing as you created it and all.) Now all I have as ammo 'gainst Fish is nothing. My hopes for this summer deflated 'fore they even had a chance to fly.
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too bad you don't go home to Sterla at night...
12:24 AM
The worst thing about coming to camp late: I don't get to help put the stage together. I am seriously SOOO SAD - - - - are you sure you don't all want to wait a week for me and I can help bring those little pieces of wood up from the basement?
12:47 AM
Ha ha, MAN I hope you get hit by a bus, Fisher.
6:40 AM
Here here Gator, I fully agree with you!
10:09 AM
Chris Clements tells me we all have to go to the "beyond reproach” meeting. What’s up with that? I thought third years and on were exempt.
10:24 AM
Almost forgot. Who's doing single parent? I don't know if I will. Probably not.
10:26 AM
HA!!! - - - You made me laugh out loud while I am writing a paper on Aristotle. If that's not a testament to your humor I don't know what is. (Note to self: Add Scout and G8R to '_hit list')
10:37 AM
Stage? What stage? Huh?
5:53 PM
wait...Fish writes papers?
8:22 PM
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9:01 PM
You know what Tuesday? I sick of you always dangling your "I do my homework all the time, and you guys smell like... something other than the library cause...you..never go there"! "And I rule because I bowl awesome games with Glen" (or what ever his name is [not important]). Waving that in front of our faces. How much edification do you get from that? Huh? Is it a lot? You make a noble procrastinator such as myself sick!
It'll be ok Fish. She wont hurt you with her nasty words anymore. shhhh...its o.k.
p.s. Mike, it's the highlight of your summer, I'm sure. (A highlight that weighs easily 300+lbs.)
9:01 PM
Mmmmm...300 lb highlight....(at this point our young author falls out of his chair, absolutely disgusted by the images that have popped into his head: pre-diet Oprah in a bikini, jabba the hut pre-strange looking singing/dancing woman...in a bikini, and worst of all a manifold fish/gator sandwich. I'll stay away from 300 lb. highlights, thank you very much.)
11:20 PM
This is distressing...this is the third post I've tried to write and I still can't think of anything funny. I would say I'm losing my game - - but that would imply that I'm funny at other times. So I will just say what is at the forefront of my mind:
Boyz rule and girlz drule. DCM Fo' Life.
(In your face Bruin... I hope you come this summer so we can have the opportunity to "accidently" stab you with knives. And Tuesday: I don't really)
1:20 PM
Yeah, Fish also runs naked through librarys too. Thankfully i was never found near the library.
3:19 PM
Explain yourself ma'am!
Naked?
6:20 PM
as the day i was born
8:12 PM
Sweet dude!
By the way, I thought that my last comment can be seen as me calling fish a girl. I was just addressing Chilly.
-Spidey
9:34 AM
Sweet dude!
By the way, I thought that my last comment can be seen as me calling fish a girl. I was just addressing Chilly.
-Spidey
9:36 AM
Man! I thought it was much funnier when you were calling Fish a girl. I had this complex thing layed out wherein throughout the summer I'd refer to Fish as the "school marm" or "ma'am" or "our lady in waiting." It would've been so fantastic, and eventually (possibly) it would have come to blows between Fish and my emasculating self (ok, probably.) And then you went and ruined it, Spidey. (Which, I guess, is OK, seeing as you created it and all.) Now all I have as ammo 'gainst Fish is nothing. My hopes for this summer deflated 'fore they even had a chance to fly.
10:30 AM
Sorry Mike, you can call Fish a girl anytime you want to. You have my offical permission.
burning bridges on a daily basis,
-Spidey
11:06 PM
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